February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Things that need to get done this week:
Wax my eyebrows
Burn down my school
That’s actually all I have planned.
Fuck everyone I’m hungry
..most times.
Sometimes.
They aren’t actually demonic stoner cunts.
Not always.
I really just cannot help exposing my friends to the world for what they truly are.
Demonic stoner cunts.
Check them out.
Hot.
Ok.
Bye.
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
I dont even know lol
I’m just kidding though
Just being a little cray cray ya know?
I’m not even going to get in trouble they will discover nothing and life will carry on as usual!
Otherwise, homicide is always an option o_0 DUN DUN DUNNNNNN.